Tonight was Open House/Report Card pickup night. The student council sponsor was recruiting teachers for the dodgeball tournament next month.
Last time she tried to recruit me (a couple of years ago), she kept trying to get me to sign up. I HATE dodgeball. I hated it in junior high, and have never had a desire to participate at all.
Tonight she stopped after I said, "I don't think my neurosurgeon would approve." He's already cut my head open once.
I am now permanently off the dodgeball recruitment list! Woo Hoo!