Its not "bad" enough that I do funny things every day. I say funny, but it is very tempting to not feel dumb sometimes haha But I also have lots and lots of issues into SAYING the wrong thing!! Here are some examples:
One morning at the bus stop, I yelled "BYE MOM!!!" when the kids got on the bus.
I was reading a book to my daughter and the final line read "In all of their households, there were oranges" and I said "In all of their A**holes, there were oranges..." She said "In their a**holes???" Yes its so bad.....
I call the dogs the kids names, and the kids, the dogs name. But ths totally normal for any mother, right?
My husband does not drink. He has been sober for 22 years. Yet, the other day, I called him and instead of asking him "What kind of icecream did you ask me to bring again?" I said "WHat kind of beer did you ask me to bring?" AHH I guess that was a good test! haha
I drive thru a 4 way stops every day, and I always wait until all coming cars are stopped because people not from the area often miss it and its 40mph speed so pretty fast for a rural road. about 2 weeks ago, this car was still far enough that I could of gone (it was my turn) but she was coming so fast and I decided to wait. Good thing I did, because she did Not stop and it would of been disastrous! The kids got upset because they knew what happened and knew that if i didnt wait we would of been hit. I just was talking calmly to them and wanted to say "its ok guys, I never cared about 4 ways stops anyway" but i said "Its ok guys, I never cared about my kids anyway" !!! Now that is bad!! they gasped, but they laughed right away, because they knew right away that this had to be another one of me saying the wrong words. I felt so bad, but then we laughed so hard. haha
I also never think of how something sound before I say it. Never. It does not help that I often miss words like "the" "a" etc. it changes things. We were at the DR. office and they were showing some gift ideas to give neighbors. One of them was cans of crabs.I thought it was weird, but i turned to my husbnad and said "would you give the neighbors crabs?" Everybody laughed in the office, while i wonder what I said wrong.
I have so many more, but i figured this give ideas of sharing funny things we say!! hahaha