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LAUGHTER & HUMOR GROUP

Take a break from the pain - if only for a few seconds.  Laughter is good for the body, mind and soul.  Get those endorphins moving around.

Location: entertainment-oriented groups
Members: 66
Latest Activity: Apr 6

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SO INAPPROPRIATE!

Started by Amy Fahrenholtz. Last reply by dancermom May 4, 2013. 2 Replies

I find myself laughing at the most inappropriate things now. At my latest neurology appointment, the woman behind me, who was obviously there to see the neurologist, was explaining to my sister that…Continue

Laughter Yoga and Therapy - cont.

Started by Julie. Last reply by Connie T Oct 8, 2012. 1 Reply

"Most illnesses today are stress related and chronic stress attacks the immune system and makes us vulnerable to infections, virus attack and cancer. In fact, this is a major motive for people taking…Continue

Things we do that are funny after a stroke or AVM!

Started by ebt247. Last reply by Amy Fahrenholtz Oct 2, 2012. 2 Replies

Thought i would share some of the things i do quite a lot now i have has a bleed and stroke from my small AVM.I quite often call things by their wrong names. Ginger Biscuits are Ginger Clowns. I hum…Continue

Just a little silliness!

Started by Amy Fahrenholtz Oct 2, 2012. 0 Replies

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Comment by daniellaco on June 18, 2013 at 9:22pm

"Just remember, if anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts." <3 Sharon Needles.


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Comment by Patti on May 12, 2013 at 1:57pm

Thanks, Suzy!!!
It's soooo true. ;)


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Comment by Suzy E on May 12, 2013 at 12:51pm

thought the mom's out there might enjoy this...

Comment by Chrystal Pena on February 13, 2013 at 12:40pm

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp blah, blah, blah... This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?

Think of how much concrete, how much steel!! No. Think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment to know why they're crying, to know what they really want when they say 'nothing' to know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"


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Comment by Suzy E on January 10, 2013 at 10:31am

This video is way cute Patti! Love the way the dog patiently waits for the child...Thanks for sharing!


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Comment by Patti on January 10, 2013 at 10:12am

Best Friends - a kid, a dog and a puddle...
too cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN-MjUC4f9k

Comment by Chrystal Pena on December 27, 2012 at 5:33pm

USMC and USN Rules of Engagement
Basic Laws of Combat
1. You are not superman.
2. Suppressive fires -- won't.
3. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
4. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.
5. When in doubt, empty the magazine.
6. Never share a fighting hole with anyone braver than you are.
7. Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
8. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
9. No plan survives the first contact intact.
10. All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
11. Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo.
12. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
14. The important things are always simple.
15. The simple things are always hard.
16. The easy way is always mined.
17. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
18. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
19. Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
20. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
21. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
22. Beer math: 37 men times 2 beers each equals 49 cases.
23. Body count math: 3 bad guys plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs = 37 enemy killed in action.
24. Friendly fire - isn't.
25. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
26. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
27. Anything you do can get you shot -- including doing nothing.
28. If you make it too tough for the enemy to get in you can't get out.
29. Tracers work BOTH ways.
30. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
31. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

Comment by Chrystal Pena on December 27, 2012 at 4:57pm

THE GR8 AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AT WORK!!! ACTUAL LAWS!!!

-In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.
-Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.
-In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
-California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
-In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
-In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
-In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
-In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
-In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.
-A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
-In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.
-In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
-In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !
-In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.


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Walking Again

Posted by John P. on March 18, 2014 at 8:00am 4 Comments

My craniotomy to remove my AVM was early in the first month of the year, but at first I could not walk at all and

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